Mouse pads photographed in La Mesa, California, with Chris Stone's fully manual Nikon FM2 35mm SLR camera, Nikon Series E 50mm lens and heavy duty Model 3021 Bogen tripod on top of blue carpet in the family room as Max the dog watched with suspicion. Scanned with Umax Astra 610S piece of shaving cream at 100 percent, 100 dots per inch, 256 colors, reflective and who knows what else accounts for image that doesn't do justice to the original.

Photos by Ken Stone

MastersTrack.com presents The Pad

If MastersTrack.com clicks with you, now you can click with us. Made from the finest heavy-duty rubberized mice this side of the East River, our pads will remind you of your favorite sport as you slave over taxes or answer your fan mail.

Measuring 9.25 inches wide by 7.7 inches high and three-sixteenths inch thick, this pad also is guaranteed to launch your mouse 20 percent higher in the pole vault and 30 percent longer in the shot. Have we tested this? Not yet, but it's on our agenda.

All profits are plowed straight back into the masters track careers of world-class half-miler Dave Clingan and declasse hurdler Ken Stone.

How to order

Send $15.00 per pad (in check or money order) to:

MastersTrack.com
1849 SE 20th Avenue
Portland, OR 97214 USA

(But please make check payable to: Web Feet)

Or provide VISA or MasterCard number and expiration date via fax or voice mail at 503-231-6345 or e-mail MastersTrack.com

Please include your mailing address. (Note: $15 pad price includes shipping to anywhere in the world. And for $25.00, you can have both a MastersTrack.com T-shirt and a pad. Such a deal!)